At night when Diana goes to bed and I stay up late, because I don’t have to get up early to be at a place of work, I tell her goodnight and tell her what to dream about. I love coming up with sweet dreams scenarios tailored to her tastes [Read: Featuring plenty of Nick Bateman], so I thought I would record some here. They might even inspire you to have some sweet dreams.
New dreams are added to the top, so it is easy for everyone to have sweet dreams.
October 2016 dreams
September 2016 dreams
August 2016 dreams
July 2016 dreams
June 2016 dreams
May 2016 dreams
- Dream of Duane Henry in all his glory
- Dream of the oh so dreamy Tom Hiddleston.
- Dream of a night on the town with Nick Bateman. All dressed up. And then undressing him later.
- Dream of that hot guy with a British accent you saw on NCIS the other night.
- Dream of Nick Bateman taking care of you while you are sick. He will hang out shirtless, because he is a nice guy like that.
- Dream of this random hot dude with a kitten.
- Dream of going on a dream vacation to Hawaii with Brent Bailey
- Dream of Aaron Tveit just casually hanging out in a suit.
- Dream of getting wet with Tyler Hoechlin and Colton Haynes
- I was sick, so a couple of these without dreams was to be expected.
- Dream of leaving lipstick marks all over Nick Bateman
- Dream of all those delightful men of Magic Mike Live.
- We went to see Adele live, so that is all that there is room for in your little head.
- Dream og helping James Lafferty get ready for this photo shot. This involves lots of touching of the body.
- Dream of Aaron Tveit singing “I Could Be In Love With Someone Like You” during a candlelight dinner.
- Dream of being on cloud nine with Nick Bateman. Cloud nine is bascially a beach resort on a remote island where no one will bother you and Nick Bateman will never wear more clothes than in the picture except for when you decide he should dress up in a suit. Cloud nine is a pretty great place.
April 2016 dreams
- I mad a horrible mistake and didn’t give Diana a dream while I managed to give Anne a birthday dream about Shemar Moore. Shame on me.
- Dream of joining Wes Aderhold in hiding from the world.
- Dream of sharing a doughnut with Robert Buckley. And then engaging in a make out session, because that seems like a natural progression.
- Dream of a whole day hanging out with puppies and Nick Bateman.
- Dream of helping Colton Haynes out of all that clothes for your sauna date.
- Dream of the ultimate PCH road trip in the company of Nick Bateman, his hot body and Joey. Keeva can come too.
- Dream of sexy times with the hot dude and cuddles with the kitten.
- Dream of a nice and relaxing day with Colton Haynes to regain your health.
- Dream of more Doctor Mike, who in an effort to lift your spirits lets you watch him work out. He is a good guy.
- Dream of Doctor Mike, so you will get better and now have the mumps. [Update: It is not the mumps.]
- Dream of letting Nick Bateman teach you have to surf. Snapchat exclusive video, but I have a photo.
- Children’s birthday themed boardgame weekend intervened so no dreams for two straight nights! The horror was real.
- Dream of assembling IKEA furniture with Ryan Reynolds.
- Dream of Chase Crawford and his beautiful smile.
- Dream of Aaron Tveit You’re the One That I Want‘ing you.
- Dream of an intense cuddling session with Nick Bateman and his dogs.
- Dream of a Sunday Funday with Tyler Hoechlin and Grumpy Cat.
- Dream of Nick Bateman’s divine butt.
- Dream of Drew Fuller during Army Wives.
- Dream of Aaron Tveit singing “Take me or Leave me”.
- Dream of a day following Colton Haynes around on set. Basically an excuse to look at him in costume.
- Dream of visiting the love shack with Nick Bateman.
- Dream of Colton Haynes in the shower. (It’s a GIF!)
- Dream of adding more Tyler Hoechlins to your brand new Pinterest board.
March 2016 dreams
- Dream of gazing into Aaron Tveit’s eyes.
- Dream of Wes Aderhold and his fancy new haircut.
- BIRTHDAY SPECIAL! CUMBERBUNNIES!: Dream of Nick Bateman in his birthday suit.
- Dream of getting a full body massage from Channing Tatum.
- Dream of having a whole day just hanging out with new guy Will Estes.
- Dream of being with Nick Bateman on the beach while he snaps all the snaps.
- Dream of going on a cosy picnic with Theo James.
- Dream of of doing delcious things to Tyler Hoechlin’s ridiculous hot body, so he makes this face.
- Dream of Tyler Hoechlin’s happy happy smile.
- Dream of a Sunday Funday with Colton Haynes.
- Dream of Dylan O’Brien in a very wet t-shirt.
- Dream of Jensen Ackles winking at you.
- Dream of getting some shower time with Wes Aderhold.
- Dream of Nick Bateman in a suit. And then getting to peel that suit off his ridiculous hot body.
- Dream of Channing Tatum Magic Mike-ing all over the place.
- Dream of a hot date with Aaron Tveit. A super hot date, if you know what I mean.
- Dream of a beach day with Nick Bateman.
- Dream of hot dudes with kittens! Especially this dude.
- Dream that you are in an episode of Teen Wolf. Dream that you are in Braeden’s place and thus is the one kissing on Derek.
- Dream of THIS Nick Bateman photo. Dream long and hard.
- Dream of a hot make out session with Chace Crawford.
- Dream of Colton Haynes serenading you to sleep with his sweet sweet voice and then climbing into bed to cuddle with you.
- Dream of taking a long hot bubble bath with Chace Crawford.
- Dream of a weekend at the Fantasy Suite from The Bachelor. Not with Oatmeal, but with your pick of man candy. [Update: She picked Wes Aderhold]
- Dream of being famous enough to do Carpool Karaoke with James Corden Hopefully like Chris Martin, because then you get to have a full day and ride on a tandem bicycle.
February 2016 Dreams
- Dream of having a Dance Party with Bradley James.
- Dream of being part of Nick Bateman and Joey’s – his dog – Catalina Island Adventures. This dream is Snapchat exclusive, so I have no illustration of the dream, but I will give you his Snapchat name: nickbatemans.[Update: I am a good person and I saved a screenshot for you to enjoy. Okay, okay, the screenshot is from an entirely different day, but who cares. Nick Bateman on the beach is the best.]
- Dream of licking Nick Bateman’s abs.
- Dream of Aaron Tveit serenading you with Grease Lightning.
- Dream that you are Joey cuddling with Nick Bateman.