I want me one of these:

What I imagine heaven to be like.
What I imagine heaven to be like.

If I weren’t scared it would suck what remaining brain I have out I would actually rather have one of these, but it seems overkill:

It looks like a weird breast pump but it is for removing baby mucus and snot!
It looks like a weird breast pump but it is for removing baby mucus and snot!
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