I have an idea. It is a splendid idea that you will hate with every fiber of your being, but before you say no hear me out.

For you birthday we all dress up as Dolly Parton!

I know it is a horrible idea, but you started it by posting 9 to 5 and the white woman afro, which combined creates an image of you dressed up like Dolly a la 9 to 5.

I would make a bad photoshop image to prove my point – points are always best proved with bad photoshop images – but photoshop would never do my imagination justice.